How are we supposed to answer these...

So we're off to Jinja, the source of the Nile River today. But here are some of our favorite questions about America that we have heard since we have been here... Does America have dirt? Who is moses's father in law? What kind of fruit did Adam and Eve eat in the garden? (perfect.. That's exactly the question we were expecting during purity talks...) What are those big shoes you wear in the snow (skis)? Is it true that y'all have machines that turn people's skin from black to white? Why do muzungus (white people) always carry water bottles and bananas?  Is it true that there is really water In the toilets? There is a machine that tells you where to go? (gps)  Is it true when someone dies you just leave them on the side of the road? Is it true people eat each other? Is it true you use machines to wash your clothes? How can Obama be black & white? These are only a few......